Help me I'm a deca state

So this is about deca state; so last week sometime I hope on a le bus to go to deca state with a bunch of other crazy west kids and most importantly, my gf. Any way, the plan is for her to sleep on the way there, but wait, look its milo and jake and some other fuxxors and they fuxing stand up and talk about stupid shit, and I don't mean funny stupid shit, I mean shit they thought about while they were high and remembered to talk about, or maybe they were all high on the bus, either way... they all start chanting this lame phrase of "decapacity" and I"m like... omfg! how fucking lame, except I'm holding my gf so I'm all quite and sneaky like and shake my head alot, unfortunatly that dosn't get the result I want... but the point is I'm sneakier than you, moving on. So they're all like "decapacity" "decapacity" and i"m like, fuck you fuck tards up your fucking asses, and my gf is like... "I can not sleep *gets look of murderous intent*" and I'm like... "yeah... well... lets go talk to william and niel and such!" and so she goes and asks mike d some questions whilst I plot to unite william and niel into the sharing of a seat so me and cissy can take niel's and be away from jake and such. Any way, eventually my brilliant plan works, and she takes like a 10 minute nap cause my brilliant plan wasn't very time efficient and we arrived there shortly after it worked, but thats, again, besides the point. So we get there and we get our name taggy thingies and they're cool and mine has my name on it, and I'm like, uhnts, and cissy's room key thingy says "crissy" and I"m like... o.O but her name tag is right so it works out, any way, cissy's room is just a couple doors down from mine, I'm thinking this might be ok afterall. Well we go and take the test a little while after we get there and when we come back some dick heads have smashed up 3 people's rooms, fortunatly mine is not included; the blame instantly gets put on amir and romtein but that didn't make tons of sense to me becase their room was trashed too... w/e we later find out that it was milo and the other fuck tards, and then jake and such try to push their way into our room after I answer the door, and I'm like "no fuck tards" except w/ out the fuck tard part, and I push back on the fuxing door and apparently hit milo in the head, props to me, maybe he can think now? Any way, they leave us alone for the time being. Any way, I'm not really sure when exactly the test happened now that i think about it, that may of been after this stuff happened, but in any event... (yeah I wrote this about 2 years ago and never posted it lol... so this is where it ends)